‘Derek, Alan, Eric, we love you,
Les and Woody, do you feel the same way too?
You’re making all our dreams come true,
Bay City Rollers, we love you.’
Sorry, I’m getting ahead of myself, The main thrust of this post is the question: did ABBA rip off The Damned?
But before you start trying to work out which song the phenomenally successful and wholesome Swedes might have stolen from the demented British punk act, I should say, no, not that Damned.
Hands up, I know practically hee-haw about the first band to record under the moniker of The Damned. Only that they were Dutch and released their one and only single in Britain on the Young Blood International label in April 1974, a time when The Bay City Rollers were Shang-A-Langing their way up the charts, while ABBA were enjoying the first of many number one hits with Eurovision winner Waterloo. Their next chart topper? That would be SOS in the Autumn of 1975.
It’s compare and contrast time. Have a listen to The Damned’s Morning Bird and pay attention as their singer delivers the line ‘Morning Bird, have you heard? My Morning Bird!’ and then listen to the ABBA bridge from SOS ‘When you’re gone, how can I even try to go on?’
ABBA time now, take it away Agnetha:
Benny and Bjorn clearly possessed a knack for penning a more than decent pop ditty or two without resorting to ripping off other acts, but there is at least briefly a distinct similarity, isn’t there? I’ll file it under ‘In all likelihood a coincidence’. And, of course, Glen Matlock later took inspiration from SOS when finishing off Pretty Vacant, explaining in his recent book Triggers: A Life in Music that the song was ‘part Matlock, part Duchamp, part ABBA.’
I completely missed out on The Damned single on its release*, only coming across it decades later when it featured on the 2003 junkshop glam compilation Velvet Tinmine, along with tracks like Rebels Rule by the mighty Iron Virgin and The Tartan Horde’s Bay City Rollers, We Love You, a song intended to be so ghastly that it would likely extricate Nick Lowe from his unwanted United Artists contract. Or, then again, with Rollermania still on the rise, maybe manage to score a massive novelty hit with his pisstake pastiche.
To the surprise of Nick (who adopted the alias of Terry Modern for the release), record execs at UA were delighted by his efforts and got in on the act, claiming in a mischievous press release: ‘Terry chose the name Tartan Horde to express his devotion to Scotland, the home of the Bay City Rollers. As a confirmed Rollers fan, Terry wanted to express his dedication and wrote the song.’
The single did fail to make a dent in the British charts, but in Japan it proved much more popular. The suits insisted on a follow up. Nick remained on the UA roster.
From June 1975, here is Bay City Rollers, We Love You – and if you’re wondering about Nick’s voice, as Will Birch explained in his biography of him, Cruel To Be Kind: ‘Nick slowed the tape down in order to record his vocal, so that when it was played back at normal speed his voice would sound higher and younger, perhaps in order to appeal to the pre-pubescent Bay City Rollers fans.’ And he invited some local kids into the studio to help out with backing vocals.
Did Lowe rip off Shang-A-Lang for the song? Let’s just say, if it had been a huge hit in Britain, a court case would surely have resulted and I think we can all guess which way the verdict would have gone.
Nick wouldn’t like to hear me saying this – on reflection, he probably wouldn’t give a damn – but I’d much rather listen to this than anything by his previous band Brinsley Schwarz, a bunch of pub rockers that I’ve never been able to get a grip on, even though solo Nick is cool. The Jesus of Cool? That might be pushing it.
Interestingly, Rat Scabies (or Chris Millar as he would have been known as back then) is rumoured to have drummed on the track although it bears absolutely no resemblance to his vinyl debut with (the British) Damned. More on that in the not too distant future.
*Morning Bird is about to find itself once more on vinyl with independent Just Add Water Records reissuing the single to celebrate its 50th birthday. For more on the release: